Maureen McDonnell Learns Karma’s a Bitch

August 11, 2014

By Adele

If you smell toast burning, it’s former Virginia governor Bob McDonnell and his wife Maureen as their corruption trial begins its third week.

We’ve heard from Jonnie Williams, the businessman at the center of it, who lavished cash and expensive gifts on the whole McDonnell family to buy endorsements for his tobacco-based dietary supplement, Anatabloc. Now Jonnie feels cheap and used.

We’ve also seen a parade of staffers who still seem to like Bob, but have nary a kind word for Virginia’s first lady.

Maureen’s been called a “nutbag” and a “screamer” who sometimes got so out of control, the governor’s security guys would come running to make sure Maureen wasn’t battering anybody.

She’s been accused of “insane ranting” when denied Williams’ gifts.

In pushing untested and unproven Anatabloc, Maureen went so far as to suggest to Ann Romney during the last presidential campaign that Anatabloc might cure her multiple sclerosis.

And Maureen was furious when she wasn’t given a paid directorship on Star Scientific’s board. She saw no conflict of interest.

The Richmond Times-Dispatch has been on top of things, compiling a list of the evidence. Pictures of our Governor Gone Wild (some probably taken by Maureen) are worth checking out.

Many testifying who worked closely with the McDonnells say they had no idea to what extent Williams was being bled until they read it in the paper last year. Even the former chairman of Star was stunned when Williams finally ‘fessed up about how he’d been trying to buy off the governor.

Jon Stewart recently did an hilarious, spot-on segment, “The Giving Spree,” that explains it all. You may think it’s over the top, but it’s all true. You can’t make this stuff up.

And in the most bizarre twist yet, Maureen’s defense lies in proving she was totally enamored with Jonnie — who denies an affair, or even that he knew Maureen had the hots for him. They’re claiming Maureen hated her husband Bob SO MUCH, there’s no way she would have conspired with him to milk Jonnie for all he was worth.

She’s already destroyed Bob’s once-promising national political career. Why not throw him under the bus and run him over a few times now?

Bob’s only hope may be a sympathetic jury who recognizes the real criminal. If they’re unable to send Maureen to jail because she wasn’t an elected official, they may let Bob walk because he’s already got time served — as that monster’s husband.

Impossible as it may seem, the McDonnells have made Eric Cantor’s douchebaggery seem bush league when it comes to humiliating Virginia.


As the McDonnells Turn

July 31, 2014

By Adele

Cats Working smelled a rat when Virginia’s former governor Bob McDonnell and his wife Maureen were indicted on 14 felony counts of corruption, primarily stemming from Maureen’s cozy relationship with Jonnie Williams, Sr., CEO of Star Scientific.

My prediction that skeletons would fall out of the closet has come to pass.

The trial began this week, and in his opening statement to jurors, Maureen’s lawyer said Maureen had a “crush” on Williams and considered him her favorite “playmate.”

It also came out that Maureen thought herself so neglected, she hated her husband, the governor.

During their indictment, the McDonnells held hands and put up a united front, but a judge has since refused to separate their trials. Now they come and go from court separately and sit apart with their own lawyers.

Maureen has refused to testify on Bob’s behalf, which isn’t surprising. Bitter, vindictive shrew seems the role she was born to play.

Jonnie Williams has been among the first witnesses, and he’s singing like a nightingale. He has broad immunity, apparently even from prosecution on unrelated financial crimes he may have committed.

In addition to landing her husband in the soup, Maureen helped Williams out of his job. Star asked him to step down as CEO, packed up and moved HQ from Virginia to Florida, and changed its name to Rock Creek Pharmaceuticals.

Williams is maintaining that he considered his relationship with the McDonnells purely business.

But before that, Williams’ former assistant, Jerri Fulkerson, testified, and the prosecution asked her point-blank if she suspected something more than business between Maureen and Williams. But the defense objected and Fulkerson didn’t have to answer.

That’s really the crux of the matter. Maureen’s reputation is already in shreds. She’s not an elected official. It was no crime for her to take a lover and expect him to lavish gifts on her and her family — if he was idiot enough to do it. Why pussy-foot around?

What may stick in Maureen’s craw now is Williams dispelling any doubt that he exploited her craving for attention to get to the governor.

What’s unclear is why anybody expects us to believe that Williams considered traveling to NYC and elsewhere with another man’s wife and dropping $20K on clothes and jewelry for her “business.” But he totally drew the line at performing a quick little act that would cost him nothing, yet cement their bond and probably make her feel obligated to help him get in good with the governor?

Did we all just fall off the turnip truck?

It appears that Bob McDonnell maxed out, and possibly overstepped, Virginia’s lax laws on accepting gifts, and turned a blind eye when his wife started acting like a cross between Lady Macbeth and a Desperate Housewife.

The sad fact is that Maureen may very well walk out of court a free woman, while Bob McDonnell gets dragged off to jail as the dupe for her execrable conduct.


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