Biden’s Trip Makes Everyone Feel Better

By Karen

For starters, while Biden was in Europe, it was great that we saw no pictures of world leaders wrinkling their noses behind his back because he’d crapped his pants. Or of Biden throwing a fit at a state dinner because he wasn’t served burnt steak with ketchup. Or of Biden declaring war in a speech on some country whose leader took offense at Biden shoving him during a photo op.

No, Biden navigated the G7, tea with the Queen at Buckingham Palace, a NATO summit, and a side trip to Geneva to rendezvous with Putin without heaping any more humiliation on us.

Remember Trump’s big meeting with Putin back in 2018 in Helsinki? They talked for several hours alone about God-knows-what, and we still don’t know. But this is how Trump looked after their tête-à-tête…

The only thing missing from this photo is Trump’s studded dog collar and leash.

At their joint press conference later, Putin may have been shaking Trump’s hand, but he was mentally twisting Trump’s balls into a knot…

Photo: Chris McGrath/Getty Images

Fast-forward to two days ago when Putin faced off with President Biden. Instead of cowering under the threat of a pee-pee tape premier or massive debts to Russian oligarchs suddenly coming due, Biden showed up armed with Secretary of State Antony Blinken and plenty of other American witnesses to take notes…

Photo: Patrick Semansky/AP

The difference in Putin’s demeanor with Biden is stark. While Biden sat straight, looking confident and collected, Putin slouched like an insolent slob. He knew that even with all his manspreading, nobody was wondering who swung the biggest dick.

Speaking of dicks, Putin also for once didn’t try his signature passive-aggression of keeping Biden waiting, as he’s done with Obama and many others…

After the summit, Biden wisely skipped the joint press conference and denied Putin the opportunity to preen and pretend to be an equal. Instead, they met with reporters separately, and Putin seemed to deeply miss playing with his Trump puppet. He told a reporter

“In life there is no happiness; only the specter of it. There is only a mirage on the horizon. So cherish that.”

Huh?

Before his face-off with Putin, Biden mended fences with our former allies so they could unclench their sphincters, relieved at not being forced to kowtow to another arrogantly American abject moron.

But the world still needs irrefutable proof that Trump was only an aberration. Biden needs to encourage all law enforcement agencies to start kicking ass and flush Trump’s treasonous scum out of our government at every level.

Attorney General Merrick Garland is clearly not up to the task. I KNEW Biden should have put Sally Yates over the Justice Department. By now, she’d have Trump neck-deep in federal indictments, instead of letting him wander freely around Manhattan like a dementia patient on a day trip, trying to remember why people are staring at him…

You still think Trump isn’t too far gone? Get a load of him calling in to Sean Hannity and admitting, very clearly, “We didn’t win.” (0:35)…

4 Responses to Biden’s Trip Makes Everyone Feel Better

  1. Mary Hunter says:

    Excellent post, Karen. Thanks for all the interesting information! “Trump’s studded dog collar and leash” Priceless! Keep up the good work! Very much appreciating all of your insightful posts!

  2. catsworking says:

    Mary, thank you. I’ve been wondering where everybody is this past month.

  3. Mary Hunter says:

    Karen,

    I don’t know where everyone else is, but I’m here and even though I don’t always post, I am always reading and appreciating your efforts, wisdom and humor! Plus love the fantastic photos of the wonderful kitties. My cat is an adorable tuxedo, but most times when I try to take a photo she walks away at the very last second or something like that.

    I think a lot of people are traveling and what not after getting their vaccinations. My husband and I took a trip to the coast two weeks after I got my second shot. I’ve noticed a huge uptick in business in the store where I work. Weddings are coming back as well as other gatherings.

    Stay well and thanks again for keeping us informed!

  4. catsworking says:

    Mary, I’m sure you’re right. People are out and about more. Virginia just hit 70% on vaccinations overall, although the western part of the state (Trump country, mostly) is way below that.

    I often have to take a lot of pictures of Roc and Max to get a good one. Roc, because he’s all black, so the light has to be right or he looks like a blob. And Max always looks pissed off.

    Tony, on the other hand, can’t take a bad picture. He’s photogenic from every angle and I think he knows it.

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