Trump’s Faux Remorse Fools No One

By Karen

So his campaign managers du jour stuff the word “regret” into Donald Trump’s mouth via teleprompter and he dutifully repeats it — punctuated with a smirk and no mention of which of his myriad insults he regrets…

“Sometimes in the heat of debate and speaking on a multitude of issues, you don’t choose the right words or you say the wrong thing. I have done that. And believe it or not, I regret it — and I do regret it — particularly where it may have caused personal pain.”

Then he tops himself by saying the biggest whopper of all: “And I will always tell you the truth.”

And thinks this is going to make a majority of the voting public go, “Aw, gee, he’s sorry. Now I can vote for him!”

Dream on, demented prince of darkness.

Meanwhile, in cities across the country, a brilliant activist group called INDECLINE erected statues of Trump in the tradition of Michelangelo’s David, titled, The Emperor Has No Balls. They give us a glimpse of what Melania Trump must face every night behind her closed bedroom door. I’m only surprised the figures aren’t a bit more orange.

INDECLINE added, “It is through these sculptures that we leave behind the physical and metaphorical embodiment of the ghastly soul of one of America’s most infamous and reviled politicians.”

And after taking down the statue in New York City, a spokesperson for the Parks & Recreation Department piled on with, “NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small.”

Watch this video on the statue’s construction…

For over a year, we’ve suffered through Trump gleefully dishing out mockery and contempt all around. Now it’s payback time. Trump’s going down in a deluge of universal scorn he inspired, while he watches his impending political doom unfold in sinking poll numbers.

Will he find it humbling and try to mend his ways with any sincerity, or will he take the coward’s way out and implode?

5 Responses to Trump’s Faux Remorse Fools No One

  1. Randi says:

    I’m just wondering why so many Americans still believe what he says – whether he changes his rhetoric or not! It’s obvious to the rest of us that he has no clue what goes on in the world, or how to run a country. He would be an embarrassment to America if he even attempted to negotiate anything with European leaders. He is SO ignorant and self absorbed! A disgrace!

  2. catsworking says:

    Welcome, Randi! You are so right. Trump has been showing the world for a year that he’s an ignorant windbag. He was the same in the business and entertainment worlds for decades.

    Blame for Trump’s prominence now rests squarely on Republican party leaders who failed to slap him down when he said Mexico sends us rapists and murderers. Or, when he proposed banning Muslims. He talks like a hateful bigot, not a leader. But they didn’t. Even today, they still support him while decrying almost every word he says.

    When Trump’s campaign goes down in flames in November and takes the majorities in Congress with it, gutless GOP politicians will have to live with the shame of it while Democrats stomp the shit out of them.

    Polls show Trump’s support among black voters at 1%. The other day he gave a speech to a snowy white audience in Wisconsin about how every black person in the country should vote for him. It was like he couldn’t see who was right in front of him.

    He’s making so many huge strategic errors right now, hiring a raving racist to run his campaign, spending all his time in states he can never win, and saying one outrageous lie after another, it’s like he intends to say he was just trying to be “sarcastic” when he loses in November and it’s all been a joke.

  3. morganLf says:

    I vote implode…ungraciously. a fat dickless no testosterone havin vain deranged narcissist.
    That statue is dead on. He won’t even stop the farce that is his hair. Trump doesn’t care we know the hair on the left side of his head is three feet long and he swirls it over his dome. He thinks it’s a trademark …a trademark of a “man” with no balls or testosterone.
    But do not discount how the stoopids think and how virulent they are about the N—r in the White House.

  4. Francis Alan Wormald says:

    1st “X” rated blog by “Cats Working”? Statuary is extreme & scary!

  5. catsworking says:

    Actually, this is not the first X post. There was once the famous Anthony Bourdain “boner” photo. Bourdain wasn’t as fit then as he is today, yet naked, he still made Trump look like Jabba the Hut.

    Yes, Morgan, we said months ago that a man who can’t face his own baldness is a man too weak to be president. Trump’s latest attacks on Hillary’s health are further proof.

    That woman is built like a Sherman tank. And her health records contain actual facts to prove it.

    Trump’s bizarro health “report” is a letter full of Trumpesque fact-free hyperbole, signed by a guy embellishing his credentials with a “fellow” designation he’s no longer entitled to use because his membership has lapsed.

    So, quasi-phony doctor, ex-campaign manager in bed with the Russians, now that raving hater from Brietbart. This is a taste of the shady losers and misfits Trump would fill the White House with.

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