Donald Trump, the GOP’s Face – and Hairball

By Cole

Last week, the Quinnipiac poll showed Donald Trump ahead of the GOP pack by 7 points. He polled at 20%, with his next closest rival, Scott Walker, at 13%.

This week, CBS’ poll put Trump in the lead with 24%, followed by Jeb Bush at 13%.

When Trump calls Mexican criminals and rapists, conservatives are eating it up, now that their bigotry toward blacks became un-PC since the Charleston massacre and weekly unjustifiable shootings by white police officers.

And then the Supreme Court took away another target of their hatred by legalizing same-sex marriage across the board. What to do, what to do?

Thank God for Trump. He came along and told them who it’s OK to hate now.

Trump, who has never held office, insults and belittles his fellow contenders, many duly elected senators and governors. Trump calls them weak and stupid, and the Republicans who love it ELECTED these politicians Trump now disses.

There’s no such thing as hypocrisy in the GOP playbook.

In the CBS poll, 79% of Republican voters think Trump isn’t afraid to speak his mind, the highest by far of any candidate.

True, Donald Trump will fill anyone’s ears with the mental diarrhea that continually dribbles from his pie hole. He and Rush Limp Paw have that in common.

If there’s one good thing to say about Trump, it’s that he can self-finance his campaign, if he does it. He won’t owe hand jobs to any fat cats, as his fan-boy Ted Cruz would after his PAC raked in $15 million from just two brothers in Texas, Farris and Dan Wilks.

Most of the others, on both sides, are just as bad. Campaigning has become so outrageously expensive, it’s next to impossible NOT to sell your soul.

The most unfortunate thing about Donald Trump is not his arrogance and egotism. It’s that his obnoxious persona probably masks a very little man. He bullies and retaliates against anyone who dares to criticize him to divert attention from what a pathetic, empty shell he really is.

He claims he’d make Mexico pay to construct our wall along the border. He’ll have Mexicans loving him for creating jobs. He knows how to wipe ISIS out of existence. He can bring China, Putin, and the rest of the world to heel.

All these big promises from a man who can’t face hair loss, even though he’s got plenty of company with men his age and there’s absolutely no shame in it.

Trump would rather have comedians ritually savage him every day of his life than let the world see the real him.

Bernie Sanders doesn’t give a rat’s ass about age or baldness, and he draws crowds that could eat Trump’s audiences for breakfast.

Denial is the real tragedy of Donald Trump. If he presented himself with authentic honesty, balding, straight-talking, and financially self-sustaining, he wouldn’t need to play the bully and might have a shot at being the next president.

But as long as he keeps that matted hairball glued to the top of his head, he’s a buffoon whose poll numbers must only reflect his pure entertainment value because, surely, even Republicans can’t be that dumb.


6 Responses to Donald Trump, the GOP’s Face – and Hairball

  1. FAW says:


  2. Mary Austin says:

    I think he may have a serious medical condition, like some sort of dementia or I don’t know what. It is so impossible to believe anyone could be rational and say these sorts of things. On the other hand, he is a publicity whore.

  3. catsworking says:

    Mary, he could very well be in the beginning stages of dementia, although his statements have a consistency that might indicate otherwise. True, that he is a publicity whore.

    My other theory is that he’s single-handedly trying to sink the GOP for some reason. I’d guess personal animosity toward one or more candidates or pure spite in general. He has Fox News on his side, with their blatant attempt to manipulate the whole election by weeding out of the first debate those they don’t want running. What floors me is that the whole GOP is willingly dancing to Fox’s tune instead of telling Fox to go to hell and hold a fair debate with everyone somewhere else. Surely there’s a venue.

    With Trump on the stage, this first debate promises to be a circus and a glimpse into how low Republicans can go, with some of the other candidates shooting their mouths off trying to out-Trump Trump.

  4. MorganLF says:

    Omg! I think he’s seriously Hillary all the way..think about it ..he’s the best thing that ever happened to her… And yes Madame President is In order..specially when my Bill is at hand.

  5. MorganLF says:

    These poor republicans don’t get the joke!!!

  6. catsworking says:

    Morgan, we had to laugh when the Republicans were making an issue out of Bill Clinton returning Trump’s phone call and being very “upbeat” about Trump’s plans to run.

    We know that Bill knows that Trump IS the best thing that could happen to Hillary. If he somehow survives as a candidate in the actual race, at some point he’s going to shoot his mouth off about Hillary being “dried up” or something (as opposed to Megyn Kelly, who’s shooting blood out of her “wherever”) and he’ll be toast with women, but still retain enough of the neocon crazies to kill the chances of any Republican candidate there may be.

    If nothing else, we think the Republicans will connive secretly to keep him from winning the nomination and force Trump to put his money where his mouth is — literally — and bankroll his own third-party campaign.

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