Only One Appropriate Response to North Korea

By Cole

Does North Korea’s childish hijacking of the satirical comedy, The Interview, remind anybody else of that annual Dr. Seuss holiday special, How the Grinch Stole Christmas?

If you’ll recall, the big, bad Grinch whose heart was two sizes too small crept into the village of Whoville on Christmas Eve and stole all the trees, decorations, and presents.

And what did the Whos do when they woke up robbed? They celebrated Christmas anyway.

As Americans, we need to take a page from the Whos’ playbook.

Granted, The Interview’s best moments may have already been shown in the promo clips before Sony shelved the film. But since when do we let a Kim Jong-un tell us what’s entertainment?

Or cower at a threat from faceless hackers that reads like a satire of itself:

Warning

We will clearly show it to you at the very time and places “The Interview” be shown, including the premiere, how bitter fate those who seek fun in terror should be doomed to.

Soon all the world will see what an awful movie Sony Pictures Entertainment has made.

The world will be full of fear.

Remember the 11th of September 2001.

We recommend you to keep yourself distant from the places at that time.

(If your house is nearby, you’d better leave.)

Whatever comes in the coming days is called by the greed of Sony Pictures Entertainment.

All the world will denounce the SONY.

More to come…

George Clooney is right. If we let North Korea win this point, where does it end? We might as well shelve the First Amendment.

The movie chains and Sony need to grow a pair and release The Interview on Christmas Day — in theaters, on DVD, and on demand. And movie-goers should make like Whos and watch it — and laugh even at the lame parts.

If Kim Jong-un can’t find it in that shriveled little raisin he calls a heart to laugh with us, then we can laugh at him.

PS to the hackers: If you want Americans to take your threats seriously, learn English.

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2 Responses to Only One Appropriate Response to North Korea

  1. MorganLF says:

    Silly fat faced strunz. Such an evil repressed regime. Their people starve and fattie assassinates family and foe alike. He is a moon faced under endowed creep. But he has nukes. This turd makes ISIS look like a kids party.

  2. catsworking says:

    Well, we exercised our First Amendment the other night and rented this two-star turd of a movie that had no right to get anybody’s panties in a bunch. It wasn’t that good.

    If the creators weren’t so intellectually lazy, they could have easily created a fake country and composite parody of Kim, Putin, Castro, etc., that would have been much funnier and given no despot an excuse to hack us.

    Oh, and as we watched it, we’re happy to report that North Korea did not blow up our neighborhood.

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