Rand Paul Can’t Tell a Predator from a Paramour

By Adele

That pinging sound you hear is Rand Paul’s loose screws hitting the floor. Yesterday on NBC’s Meet the Press, Paul told David Gregory he thinks that Republicans’ chronic misogyny is being overstated because Bill Clinton had a “predatory” affair with Monica Lewinsky back in 1995-97 when she was only 20.

Maybe it was an honest mistake that Paul tried to paint Monica as barely past jail bait, when she was actually 22. But we know that’s what Republicans do with easily provable facts — ignore them.

Paul went on to say that although it wasn’t Hillary’s fault, Bill’s affair should be OK to use against her if she runs for president in 2016.

In Paul’s telling, the Clinton-Lewinsky encounter was a one-off where Bill pounced on her like a total perv in — gasp! — “his office”!! Paul repeats the location several times. Watch him spout this nonsense with your own eyes.

By Monica’s account, it was an ongoing, consensual relationship. Oops, there’s another pesky fact to ignore.

If Bill Clinton had a problem with women, it was that he liked them TOO MUCH, and he was too eager to get hands-on with it. Clinton’s administration didn’t make a hobby of cooking up ways to disenfranchise women.

Bill may have liked to see women strip off their clothes, but he wasn’t into stripping them of their rights.

On the other hand, too many male Republican politicians like to sit in their offices and dream about all the pregnant women seeking abortions they’d like to see first being penetrated during medically needless transvaginal ultrasound procedures.

Or being raped and forced to bear their attacker’s baby if they get pregnant. Or spending their reproductive years popping out a baby every 9 months because they have no access to birth control.

Who sounds pervier now?

If you’ve been reading Cats Working, you may remember I was for Hillary Clinton before I was against her, and I defected because of her response to Bill’s infidelity.

But Rand Paul has catapulted me back onto Hillary’s bandwagon, if only because she’d never go on national TV and pull fake history out of her ass to make nonsensical points to justify indefensible positions.

If Hillary does decide to run, one can only hope Rand Paul is her opponent. It would be such a joy to watch her eviscerate him in a debate — which she undoubtedly could.

Only a walking brain-dead woman (I’m looking at you, Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter) could listen to male Republican trash talk about women and believe they don’t see women as a threat, and are actively scheming to send women back to the Dark Ages at the first opportunity.


8 Responses to Rand Paul Can’t Tell a Predator from a Paramour

  1. Britta says:

    Brilliant Adele! I hope we do see Hillary tromp on the guy…idiot is the kindest word I can find to describe him and there are more I’d love to share!

  2. catsworking says:

    Hey, Britta! Welcome back. I’d like to know where Rand Paul gets his hair done. He reminds me of a purebred cat called “La Perm.”

    Oops, is that too catty? 😉

  3. imabear says:


  4. Here, here!!! Couldn’t agree more!

  5. keriwormald says:

    Adele, this is one of your most cogent posts ever. Viva la fem-feline.

  6. catsworking says:

    Welcome, Marina! And thanks, Keri! I’ve been hibernating, but it feels good to be dipping my claws back into politics.

  7. MorganLF says:

    He DOES have the most unfortunate hair…..and he’s bughouse nuts! Hope he is the candidate for reasons stated by Adele. Hillary and Bill will decimate him and the Tea Party.

  8. catsworking says:

    Morgan, Rand Paul turned up on CBS This Morning today (we are still boycotting the Today Show) with every curl in place, and Charlie, Gayle, and Nora kind of called him out on his absurd ravings about Clinton. Keeping true to form, he tried to make the Clinton-Lewinsky affair seem more recent and relevant by claiming it happened “15 years ago,” when it was closer to 20 years ago.

    Ah, dates and facts, they are such fluid things in a nimble mind like Rand Paul’s.

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