Thanksgiving Friday Gives ‘Black’ a Bad Name

By Cole

All we’ve heard for the last week is “Black Friday, Blah, Blah, Blah,” with idiots camping out in front of their favorite stores to be first in line for bargains.

Some stores were open Thanksgiving Day, showing their gratitude to their employees by denying them a day with their families in the name of profit.

Other retailers showed a tad of restraint by not opening until midnight. Target even claimed its employees were “enthusiastic” about working the red-eye shift, essentially spitting in the face of one Nebraska employee, who got 200,000+ signatures on a petition begging Target to open at 5 a.m.

In a West Virginia Target, shoppers stepped around and over a 61-year-old man who collapsed in the aisle. His wife said some nurses who happened to be there performed CPR until the ambulance came, but the man died. No mention of any rescue effort by Target.

A Florida Target employee who worked the midnight shift was so exhausted, she drove into a canal on the way home. Fortunately, she was fished out alive.

But when it comes to sheer tackiness, there’s no beating Walmart. In California, a woman pepper-sprayed at least 14 customers throughout the store, then paid for her stuff and waltzed out without any Walmart employee confronting her. She turned herself in to police later when her behavior became national news, but may not be charged if they decide she acted in “self-defense.”

All over the country, shoppers were attacked and robbed trying to get home by crafty thieves who avoided the crowds INSIDE stores by grabbing stuff after someone else bought it.

When people in other countries see obese Americans obsessed with pigging out on Thanksgiving, and turning homicidal over cheap big-screen TVs, video games, and other junk they don’t need, there’s no way the U.S. can lead the world in anything.

But I’m proud to say that many animal shelters (including the Cats Working gang’s former joint, the Richmond Animal League) used Black Friday to help their usually-hard-to-place inmates find homes by reducing or waiving adoption fees for cats and dogs who are all or partially black.

Instead of fighting over meaningless stuff, why don’t people consider doing NICE things for someone for a change? Isn’t that what this so-called “Christian season of GIVING” is supposed to be all about?

3 Responses to Thanksgiving Friday Gives ‘Black’ a Bad Name

  1. Zappa and Zappa's mom says:

    No,the employees of Target,Walmart,Kohls,Sears,etc.,were NOT enthusiastic about not having a holiday to speak of,or having to find(and pay dearly) babysitters so fat American fucktards can shop at 3 am. Why? The Internet and shopping channels operate 24/7…..oh,right,you don’t have that 25,000 sq in flat screen…


  2. catsworking says:

    ZM, I take it that you and Zappa were snuggled all warm and cozy in bed on Thanksgiving night, not running around the city in your PJs pepper-spraying people. So were we.

    I have to admit that Karen ventured out a little on Black Friday, but it was after dawn, and she went to Office Max, which couldn’t draw a crowd if it were the last store on earth.

  3. Robbie's Mum says:

    One would assume there are shopaholic fucktards the world over, but the media have certainly ensured that the world knows how genuinely greedy and savage the USA’s are. With the economy the way it’s been, one would assume that a lot of us have overcome the notion that material things “make the man.” Expensive electronics, gadgets, and toys have now become the hallmarks of a full and interesting life? Sheesh. Robs feels that quality time with a live mouse in paw beats time spent watching one on a big-screen TV any day. …

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