Sarah Palin™

By Adele

Just when you think Sarah Palin can’t get any more ridiculous…. Her latest harebrained scheme is to trademark herself.

Yes, Palin thinks she deserves to be a household name, like Sara Lee, Betty Crocker, Aunt Jemima, or Mrs. Potato Head.

In her application to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, Palin cited the reasons for the trademark as her website and educational and entertainment services, including motivational speaking in politics, culture, business, and values. OK, I’ll buy entertainment, but education? The only “knowledge” she has about the 4 topics she listed is stuff she makes up.

The Trademark Office has given her until May 29 to come up with better reasons.

You know where this is going, don’tcha? If Palin gets her trademark, she’ll use it as a weapon, claiming trademark infringement whenever a media outlet makes money by airing or printing uncomplimentary items about her.

She could tie the courts in knots for years.

On the other hand, this trademark move lays bare Palin’s plan to put profit above the presidency. When’s the last time this country elected a President™?

But now that she’s going commercial, nobody should feel bad about tuning her out like any other Mad Ave. gimmickry.

Bristol is also trying to trademark her name for motivational speaking, as if, “Keep your legs together until you’re legal,” is her own original concept.

I’m kind of surprised Bristol hasn’t applied to Lloyd’s of London to insure her dancing feet.

Note to Palin admirers: It’s become all about the money, and she intends to make her profit off YOU.

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9 Responses to Sarah Palin™

  1. Taking her absurdity to a whole new level. Again.

  2. zappa says:

    Sarah and Bristol Palin are taking their cues from Jersey Shore.Snooki wants to be a brand,too.

    ZM

  3. catsworking says:

    ZM, and how about Brittany, that former “real” housewife from NY? (At least, I think she’s former.) First they spun her off to get married and have a baby (I’m not sure in which order those events occurred), now she’s got ANOTHER show, like the world needs to follow her for the rest of her freaking life. I blame TV for turning all these no-talent nobodies into “stars.” The only reason it’s happening? They work dirt-CHEAP.

  4. catsworking says:

    fullmoon, it probably won’t be long before you start seeing Sarah Palin(TM) pre-formed mooseburgers in your grocery store’s meat case. They’ll consist of a trace of moose meat and a lot of bull.

  5. adele says:

    Adele, you’ve obviously been sharpening your claws for this one. Good show! And btw, I just read that Bristol is planning on her memoirs. The blurb about it was reported straight, but just said, “Twenty year old Bristol Palin to pen memoirs.”

  6. catsworking says:

    Adele, the nut doesn’t fall far from the tree. The news report should have said that Bristol is planning to have her memoirs printed on POSTCARDS.

    Apparently, she and Mom have decided to become the family’s moneymaking machines and will leave no stone unturned in squeezing the last dime out of a stupid and gullible American public.

  7. Nina Leto Mayleas says:

    Most assuredly, Mrs. Potato Head-a/k/a Sarah Palin is the way she should register. What a joke. Perhaps a brand of tea???? Madonna mia!!

  8. zappa says:

    Mooseburger maven,Real Housewive of Alaska,ANYTHING but President!!

    ZM

  9. Imabear says:

    Haha! The “stupid” brand!

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