Palin’s Pawns Get a Reality Check

By Adele

When Bristol Palin seemed deeply disappointed she didn’t win Dancing with the Stars, she revealed an appalling sense of entitlement. Just because she managed overcome utter ineptness after 3 months of intense dance training, she seemed to think the other far superior dancers deserved to get the shaft.

Palin fans undoubtedly cheered when Bristol said that winning would “feel like a big middle finger to all the people out there who hate my mom and hate me.”

In other words, her dancing was irrelevant. She was out to prove that most people love Palins.

Mom wasn’t there for the finals to share Bristol’s chagrin and comfort her. Sarah left that duty to whomever she’d paid to be there because she had a book to launch. From early reports, America by Heart sounds like a rambling, pointless, snipe-fest, a big “middle finger” to anyone she holds a grudge against.

Spite is now the name of the game.

“Sorry, honey. Wish I could see you dance one last time, but I’ve got scores to settle.”

I’d also bet my treats that Sarah’s absence was calculated. She couldn’t afford to be there if Bristol didn’t win. Who would vote for the mother of a loser for president?

Fortunately for DWTS, the results, such as they were, turned out exactly as they should have. Jennifer Grey’s superior technique and string of perfect routines deserved to win, and Kyle Massey’s showmanship deserved runner-up.

I’ve gone on record saying Bristol is the smart Palin, but she has set me straight. All I want now is to see her return to her brainless receptionist job, raise her son, and stop being her mother’s tool.

Everyone who voted for anybody but Bristol showed Sarah, her Mama Grizzlies, the Tea Party, and other neocon nut jobs that fair and reasonable people can still say “Hell, NO!” to rewarding blind ambition and stupidity.

Now, let’s try to channel that momentum from reality stars to elected officials.

5 Responses to Palin’s Pawns Get a Reality Check

  1. zappa says:

    She actually thought she should’ve won She really thought her dancing was worthy of 1st place I CANNOT stop shaking my head!

  2. Jill Fuller says:

    What a well-written post! 🙂

  3. catsworking says:

    UPDATE on Bristol weight-lost debate: Entertainment Tonight did a story on DWTS weight-loss the other night. Marie Osmond is the all-time winner, losing 31 pounds during the show. This season, Brandy said she lost a dress size, Kyle Massey lost 18 lbs., and Jennifer Grey lost 10 lbs.

    Guess how much Bristol lost?

    Zip. Not an ounce.

    Why am I not surprised?

  4. zappa says:

    If anything,she looked like she put on a few!

    Zappa’s mom

  5. catsworking says:

    ZM, toward the end, I thought Bristol’s legs were actually looking a little less chunky, but it may have been an illusion created by her costumes.

    Now they say she’s got multimillion-dollar deals in the works, and one of them is a BOOK. About WHAT??

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