Kate Gosselin: A “Good Catch?”

By Adele

Fancy Feast dribbled out my nose when I read this PopEater article about Kate Gosselin, the Pennsylvania breeder who refuses to shut up and go away, even though her only talent is showing the world what an empty-headed narcissist she is.

At least her equally untalented ex-husband Jon seems to have had the good grace to return to obscurity.

Now that Kate’s a single mom with 8 kids, PopEater reported that she thinks she’s hotter than ever and ready for a new romance. Since the pickings are zero at home and she has no girlfriends to hang out with (no surprise there), she apparently flirts with anything she sees in pants, which happens to be reporters.

What does Kate have to offer a man besides 8 extra mouths to feed? She’s controlling, argumentative, self-absorbed, and has two left feet.

Oh, but she’s blonde has a little money. Guys will put up with a lot for that.

Relentlessly exploiting her kids has been so lucrative, Kate can now afford to have someone else raise them while she explores new ways to cash in.

Why did TLC inflict this stupid publicity whore on us? She’s like those unreal “Housewives” Bravo keeps finding to relentlessly shank each other. Likewise, Kate’s only talent is being a total bitch. There’s something wrong when people can’t get enough of that.

We need to stop feeding Kate attention so she can go home and wake up every day with the little mob she spawned. There’s no justice when a woman brings that many children into the world and then ducks out on raising them.

Despite her repeated insistence during Dancing with the Stars that she always puts her kids first, Kate’s absentee parenting (and now, trolling for guys) makes that other octomom, Nadya Suleman, look like Mother of the Year.


9 Responses to Kate Gosselin: A “Good Catch?”

  1. Noel McWormald says:

    Adele gets very passionate when she’s talking about Kate. I suggest she smoke a little catnip and forget the woman exists. The only way to make her go away is to ignore her. Now, as to the real housewives… NY “housewife” Kelly should become friends with Kate (they have a lot in common…they’re both certifiably clueless) and then someone needs buy them both one-way ticket to St. Barts. I’d love to think of them torturing each other over mai tais on the beach, but I don’t want to SEE it on Bravo!)

  2. catsworking says:

    Noel, you are right. I’ve got this thing about skanks. I can’t help it. They drive me crazy!

    I was minding my own business this morning when this article popped up. I couldn’t resist reading it, and it just set me off.

    But now, the unReal Housewives on Bravo are a pack of women I think I could easily tune out.

  3. Imabear says:

    Love this post. I’ve never seen the show but hearing about it (and the attendant soap opera) is impossible to avoid (esp here in LA where even radio DJs discuss “celebrity” gossip). Glad to hear someone say what should have been said long ago. Thanks.

  4. david shel says:

    Let’s wait up just a moment here. Over 60, over weight, white, hmm I’ll take it. Won’t have to feed the kids that long!

  5. catsworking says:

    Imabear, we have only seen a few minutes of the show because Karen doesn’t let us watch that stuff, but even then, Kate was bossing Jon around and being nasty. I’ve been fascinated by her for a long time and there are a few other posts about her in the archives. She’s like a train wreck. You just can’t take your eyes away.

    David, welcome! Since it sounds like Kate is more desperate than choosy at the moment, you just might have a shot at winning her. Good luck!

  6. Tuxi says:

    Ugh! We love the fact that this wacko chick keeps PA in the news with her hijinks. She and Jon were the last 2 people who should’ve had 8 kids. They needed to be spayed and neutered long before now!

  7. catsworking says:

    I hope Jon learned his lesson and got a snip-snip after he and Kate broke up so he can’t strike again.

  8. Imabear says:

    Just saw a story where PA is going after the show for a violation of child labor laws. No kids under 7 allowed to work in TV it seems.

  9. catsworking says:

    Love it! I don’t think any of those kids should have to grow up with a camera in their face every day, no matter what their ages, just because their mother is a media whore.

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