Fancy Feast dribbled out my nose when I read this PopEater article about Kate Gosselin, the Pennsylvania breeder who refuses to shut up and go away, even though her only talent is showing the world what an empty-headed narcissist she is.
At least her equally untalented ex-husband Jon seems to have had the good grace to return to obscurity.
Now that Kate’s a single mom with 8 kids, PopEater reported that she thinks she’s hotter than ever and ready for a new romance. Since the pickings are zero at home and she has no girlfriends to hang out with (no surprise there), she apparently flirts with anything she sees in pants, which happens to be reporters.
What does Kate have to offer a man besides 8 extra mouths to feed? She’s controlling, argumentative, self-absorbed, and has two left feet.
Oh, but she’s blonde has a little money. Guys will put up with a lot for that.
Relentlessly exploiting her kids has been so lucrative, Kate can now afford to have someone else raise them while she explores new ways to cash in.
Why did TLC inflict this stupid publicity whore on us? She’s like those unreal “Housewives” Bravo keeps finding to relentlessly shank each other. Likewise, Kate’s only talent is being a total bitch. There’s something wrong when people can’t get enough of that.
We need to stop feeding Kate attention so she can go home and wake up every day with the little mob she spawned. There’s no justice when a woman brings that many children into the world and then ducks out on raising them.
Despite her repeated insistence during Dancing with the Stars that she always puts her kids first, Kate’s absentee parenting (and now, trolling for guys) makes that other octomom, Nadya Suleman, look like Mother of the Year.