Kate Gosselin, SCAT!

By Adele

Last night, I watched Kate Gosselin murder a tango on Dancing with the Stars, then chatting this morning with Meredith Vieira on the Today Show. This woman who has NO TALENT beyond giving birth is everywhere and milking a third book out of her kids. Why?

Since her split from husband Jon, Kate has morphed from a control freak into a vampire of need, sucking all the pity out of anybody within reach. Like last week on DWTS, her partner Tony hired an acting coach and Kate tearfully whined, “I’m not allowed to express my feelings,” but then had no problem whaling on a punching bag.

The DWTS judges are even falling under Kate’s spell, giving her 6’s for her “performance” last night. Were they KIDDING? She’s a vampire who moves like a zombie.

Kate told Vieira she doesn’t think her ugly, public divorce has had any negative impact on her kids. Spoken like Octomom, who also doesn’t think children need a father. Then Kate unconvincingly added, “I would rather be at home with them (the kids).”

Sure, making beds, fixing lunches, and scrubbing toilets, instead of lurching around a dance floor in the arms of a guy hotter than her husband ever was, or traipsing around New York City in skanky new hair extensions, fake nails, and hooker shoes.

And now TLC has hired her to do ANOTHER show, Twist of Kate. TLC will also air Sarah Palin’s new series, Alaska. Apparently, TLC’s aiming to corner the stupid breeder demographic.

I predicted Kate would last on DWTS longer than she deserved to, and I was right. I think she’s been largely supported by the morbidly curious who can’t resist watching a good train wreck.

On the other hand, she was kind of teary with Vieira. I suspect she already knows her days on DWTS are over, and we’ll see her get the boot on tonight’s elimination show.

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One Response to Kate Gosselin, SCAT!

  1. Joanaroo says:

    Ugh! TV for me anymore consists of sports, PBS, The Weather Channel, Planets Funniest Anlmals on Animal Planet (a channel I detest since they felt they had to drop ‘cute and fuzzy programming’-hate the new logo too!), BBC America and MIND TV. I do also watch stuff on Travel Channel, NGC, Science and Bio. But the other popular stuff on the major networks I generally skip. Unfortunately Jon and Kate are another metro-Philly embarassment!

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