Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue

By Adele

Sarah Palin’s publisher, Harper, claims she did have enough thoughts in her head to fill 400 pages — in 4 months, no less.

The vacuous ditz will stop at nothing to parlay her 15 minutes of fame into a fortune. First she dumped unfinished that pesky governor’s job with its unsatisfying little paychecks. She had no reason to stay after they cut off her unlimited bonuses from bogus travel expenses.

She’s smelled gold in the lower 48 with the morons Rush LimpPaw and Glenn Beck have been priming, so Palin refocused like a laser to finish ASAP her autobiography, Going Rogue: An American Life.

She’s only 45 years old and can count on one hand the number of years she’s done anything significant outside Wasilla, so the writing couldn’t have been too taxing. The question is why it took 400 pages.

Harper is rushing copy-editing and fact-checking to put 1.5 million copies on the market November 17 so good little neocons will find Sarah and her backwoods BS under their Christmas tree.

Harper’s got to be cutting corners on quality, and it won’t be the printing. When you consider that Palin still thinks it’s “nucular,” the book’s bound to be riddled with misstatements, factual errors, and boners in English usage that her detractors will gleefully pounce on.

But the more ignorant Palin’s book is, the more the rubes who comprise her loyal base will identify with it as they slowly sound out every poorly worded, inane sentence.

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19 Responses to Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue

  1. Deb says:

    I can’t wait until the ladies from The View get a hold of her book!!! (((snicker)))

  2. Bob says:

    Once again happy I am Canadian.

    Really how can so small a Country give rise to so many half wits??? Just thinking out loud…..

  3. catsworking says:

    Oh, Bob, I don’t know. The U.S. isn’t THAT small!

  4. boscodagama says:

    Perhaps Sarah could be a guest on the Red Green Show. Eh.

  5. catsworking says:

    I just read that Palin’s book is already No. 1 on Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble. She’s already cashing in on Beck’s audience. Stupid people who just can’t get enough stupidity. When they see it spewing from someone in front of a camera, it somehow reinforces their belief that being ignorant is a virtue.

    I could see Palin becoming a regular on the Red Green Show. Just her speed.

  6. boscodagama says:

    Hey, Red Green is high class stuff, eh. She’d be comedy relief.

    (And if they re-did Northern Exposure, Marilyn Whirlwind could whup her skanky ass.)

  7. zappa says:

    Hi Adele!
    My mom came home from Petsmart telling me about kitty litter made from recycled newspaper.Maybe that’s why Sarah Palin’s book is so big and there have been so many pre-ordered.Not that I would even poop on it…..

    Zappa

  8. catsworking says:

    Hi, Zappa. We’ve been wondering how you were doing.

    I think the chances of Sarah Palin’s book ever entering our house will be slim to none unless the reviews make it a must-read for its comic value. Much as we’d like to test the absorbency of fine hardcover paper, we’ll probably never get the chance.

  9. sowohtimanyfeathers says:

    Go for it Sarah! Her book is on my Christmas list! Love her.
    She can probably do some math, too unlike the guys who are in office now.

  10. zappa says:

    PS I’ve really missed you guys alot! The Human took the laptop away for the longest time! She said that it was broken or something like that.I am going to go hide the can opener so that doesn’t disappear!

    Zappa

  11. spa says:

    The book isn’t out yet and your frothing. Let’s all try to keep our labia from getting tied in knot’s, ok. You are so far left that your scrathing your right elbow behind your back. If your going to be so critical then lets talk about what Obama has done for the economy in the last 10 month’s.

  12. catsworking says:

    Spa, sorry for the delay in letting your comments through. We’ve been occupied elsewhere for the past few days. Hence, no new postings, either.

    Actually, a cat, which I am (if you read the page Karen and the Cats, you’ll find my bio) can assume a lot of positions that humans would find impossible, such as effortlessly lifting our leg over our head.

    I’ve never been a fan of Palin’s, since McCain’s people plucked her from obscurity and tried to bring her up to speed.

    We’re not enamored with everything Obama’s done either, although we did support him and are unapologetically DemoCATic. In many ways, he is shaping up to be a big disappointment, particularly on healthcare.

    PS: I deleted all your little follow-up dig comments, spa, simply because they added nothing to the discussion you initiated. If you find this blog so “lame,” I wonder why you kept coming back.

  13. Dale says:

    While I am usually reticent to comment on bloggers who cowardly hide their insults and derangements behind anonymity (or in this case, behind cats), I will only ask all you Palin-haters one question: She is a Mother, a former Governor, a well-paid international public speaker, and now a successful author. If a “vacuous ditz” can accomplish all this, what have you done?

  14. boscodagama says:

    There’s nothing like the smell of remaindered phoney celebrity books burning in a 55 gallon drum.

  15. catsworking says:

    Boy, this post really brought the Palin-lovers out of the woodwork!

    Point well taken, Dale. Let’s see if we can name any other vacuous ditzes who offer little to the world yet make a lot of money. Paris Hilton springs instantly to mind. Famous for being famous. They could be sisters.

    Whether Palin will be a “successful author” remains to be seen, yet granted, she has already sold a lot of books. P.T. Barnum said it best: “There’s a sucker born every minute.”

    We’ll revisit Palin’s literary talents after someone has actually read the book. From my experience living with a real writer, I can assure you that 400 well-written pages don’t just happen in 4 months, especially if you’ve never composed anything that length before. I think the result will be 400 pages of carefully transcribed verbal diarrhea, but that’s just a guess.

    And Palin is a “former” governor only because she QUIT HER JOB and WALKED AWAY FROM THE PEOPLE OF ALASKA. Great leader, my tail.

    I will also point out that nothing you’ve listed in Palin’s so-called accomplishments (although to become a mother I think all she had to do was lie still for a few minutes), qualify her to be president. I am not in any way implying that Obama is MORE qualified. I’m just stating that Palin is not.

    Just for the record, there’s nothing “anonymous” about Cats Working. We are all clearly identified by our real names on the “Karen and the Cats” page.

  16. catsworking says:

    Bosco, once all the copies purchased in advance are shipped and the reviewers get their hands on it, I think Dollar Stores will be receiving Palin’s book by the truckload.

  17. MorganLF says:

    Dale, Spa and Sowathi(whatever your stupid spelled wrong handle is)Dontcha get it?

    Palin would never be assessed here as anything other than a vapid,ruthless, dangerous,secessionist,religious nut. You see we here on this blog read and learn.

    What has Obama done for the economy? Better to ask what did 8 years of Bush contribute to the current climate?

    Obama stopped a global economic implosion that he did not create for starters. He just won the Nobel for no other reason than he is not George W Bush! Don’t you people get it? The whole world hated the guy and his posse and you are all too stubborn to admit you voted for an ahole!

  18. catsworking says:

    Morgan, that was a fine rebuttal. The Palin lovers seem to have crawled back under their big rock after that initial blast. I had to laugh that they actually thought they might “turn” anybody here to Palin’s side with their witless defenses. They obviously had not checked the archives. I’ve been ragging on that vacuous ditz since the campaign.

  19. Discoking says:

    Great Blog!……There’s always something here to make me laugh…Keep doing what ya do 🙂

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