By Yul, Adele, and Cole
Humans running a site called Urlesque have pathetically tried to link the coincidental gimmick of today’s date (9/9/09) to a call to silence cats on the Web.
It’s outrageous. We have just begun to type!
We know they’re just jealous because we’re faster, smarter, cuter, and nice to touch.
Now that cats know we can get through to humans with simple words and pictures via the Internet, we can never be silenced.
We are feline, hear us ROAR!
And face it, the Internet would be a cold, empty place without our contributions.
At Cats Working, we are holding a brief ceremony today to kick all our stale, worn-out catnip toys under the fridge. It’s our symbolic way of burying Urlesque’s stupid Internet cat ban in effigy (and, with luck, will reap some new toys). We ask kitties everywhere to do the same. We must send a strong message to discourage any future attempts to muzzle us.
Humans, don’t worry. Cats are perfectly happy to let you remain on the Internet with us as long as you keep our ‘nip fresh and pop open those Fancy Feast cans.