Congratulations on drawing the line of de-Mark-ation by kicking that cheating rat to the curb. You probably hoped it would scare him straight, but it backfired.
Confessing a little must have felt so good, Mark’s now saying he’s been a serial cheater for years. He “let his guard down” on vacations with his buds when he thought you’d never find out, which implies he considered cheating a lot. But he claims he never crossed “the sex line” before Maria Belen Chapur.
Bill Clinton taught us what “no sex” means. Inappropriate body parts touched with foreign objects.
That must make you feel so much better about sleeping beside Mark whenever there wasn’t another woman in the room.
Mark channeled John Edwards while confessing his Argentine trysts with Maria. First, it was only a few times in Argentina. Then a few times in New York. What next? A few times in your bed while you took the kids to Chuck E. Cheese?
To top it off, he’s still saying Chapur is his “soul mate,” but he wants to do you a favor and “try to fall back in love” with you.
That’s your cue, honey. Tell him, “No thanks.” The last thing your 4 sons need is a chronic philanderer as a role model.
Mark’s toasted his political career, so you’ll never be First Lady. If he doesn’t shut up soon, you won’t even be a governor’s estranged wife.
The rest of us hurl hairballs every time he blubbers remorsefully about diddling this woman he’s still obviously ga-ga over. It’s clear the only thing he really regrets is being tied to the old ball and chain — you.
Mark Sanford would best serve South Carolina by resigning the governorship, defecting to Argentina, and starting over with his soul mate — if her 2 teenage sons will let him.