Obama Gets the Cats’ Meow

By Fred, Yul, and Adele

It’s official: We at Cats Working stand united for Barack Obama.

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After the New York Times stink over John McCain’s alleged affair with lobbyist Vicki Iseman, we rolled over for another catnap, saying, “Get back to us when you can name a self-righteous, hypocritical Republican who doesn’t have 1) brainless arm candy for a wife, or 2) a girlfriend on the side.”

Hillary’s putting on a brave face, but she’s finished. A big win in Texas will only prove that the state which produced George W. Bush loves her.

Some honor.

Obama’s the top cat now, and it’s fun to watch the old dogs of Washington – Bill, Hillary, and McCain – chasing their tails trying to come up with new tricks to beat him.

Obama, if you’re reading this, feline issues, in order of importance are:

Healthcare – If Karen doesn’t get more affordable insurance soon, the stress will kill her and we’ll end up back at the shelter.

The Economy – Poor people sometimes eat cat food, so what do poor cats eat? We don’t want to find out.

U.S. Respect in the World – It’s in the toilet except in remote, Bush-loving pockets of Africa. Once we prove that we can keep our claws in and play nice, and can elect someone who isn’t named Bush or Clinton, other countries will come around and stop burning our embassies. We’ll be king of the jungle again.

Terrorism – Least of our worries. The Republicans can howl until election day to keep suckers scared, but we don’t buy it. When we stop starting pointless wars and quit disrespecting everyone who isn’t a straight, white (Christian) male, we won’t be such a juicy target.

Felines for Obama!

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