I was exactly 6 months old on Karen’s birthday yesterday. I’ve only been about 2 months with Cats Working, but I’ve been learning and doing so much, it feels like a year in kitten time.
For example, I’m still leash training. Here I am on a typical day’s practice…
I do this mainly for the treats
Sometimes I forget and run ahead, and the leash jerks me back. To save face, I play this little game where I pretend Karen’s strangled me.
Help!! It’s… getting… darker… !!!!
I’ve also learned it’s one short hop from the kitchen table to the counter, but one great leap for kittenkind. It’s a great way to see for myself what’s cooking.
I know she hides the Fancy Feast around here somewhere
AND I’ve joined the ranks of all the intrepid Wormald kitties who have dared to attempt “third beam” and lived to tell about it. (Adele did it in her youth, but Cole refuses to even consider it.)
The third beam runs across the far end of the living room, beyond the balcony, so you can’t just walk onto it, like the first 2 beams. The diagonal leap out isn’t too bad if you don’t look down. It’s the coming back. It requires pinpoint precision and timing to sail between the bannisters and not end up a splat on the living room carpet.
Here’s when Karen dropped the camera and went scurrying for a ladder
I’m also establishing a fitness routine with Karen’s stationary bike and stretchy things. It helps me tone my muscles for even BIGGER leaps!
When I can reach the pedals, watch out, Tour de France!
We have this live tree I’ve loved digging in and knocking over from Day One. It was 6 feet tall, but Karen cut it down to my size, hoping it would lose its appeal. No dice. The dirt’s covered with tin foil now, but its “safe place, out of reach,” lasted about a day. Even Karen’s basket of talking Chihuahuas couldn’t stop me.
Guard Chihuahuas – no match for a kitten on a mission
Adele showed me another angle to the tree, but I’m not quite ready for that yet. Adele’s such a talented leaper, she should run away with a circus. I mean it. Cole and I would love it if she ran away with a circus.
Adele’s radioactive vision will restore the tree to 6 feet in no time
Occasionally, I still drop in on Karen’s work. I can obliterate much more of her computer screen than before.
Mouse pointer – still better than no mouse at all
And I notice I fill my office bed a little more…
Nothing like a good catnap while Karen earns the kitty litter money
Adele regifted me her furry white bed because she never liked it for some reason…
Adele's forgotten her shelter days, when a kitten would KILL for a bed like this
It’s so far, so good with my caterpillar. No signs he’s turning into a butterfly yet.
My Cattey is always here for me
My latest favorite toy is a little yellow thing. It’s supposed to be a chew toy — for cats. I know. What were they thinking? But I love it and play with it for HOURS (unless it skitters under Sam the fridge). I think it’s a sign of growing maturity that I can appreciate the subtle pleasures of such a boring little object.
Me and Chewy. He's dumb-looking, isn't he?
Cole and I are still working on our relationship. He still thinks he’s king of the blue kitty perch, but sometimes he’ll role-play scenes from “Titanic” with me…
Cole’s Rose, floating on her door while Jack Dawson loses his grip… “I’ll always, glug, love you, glug, glug…”
Thanks to dozens of cans of Fancy Feast®, Karen thinks I weigh about 6 pounds now. I have introduced a new tradition I call “lunch.” Whenever Karen goes into the kitchen at midday, I’m right there, looking for a little sump’in- sump’in my bowl — and I usually get it. I mean, could YOU resist this face?
Ma'am, may I please have some more?